calendar = new Date();
 month = calendar.getMonth();
 date = calendar.getDate();
 year = calendar.getYear();
 if (year < 1000)
 year+=1900
 cent = parseInt(year/100);
 g = year % 19;
 k = parseInt((cent - 17)/25);
 i = (cent - parseInt(cent/4) - parseInt((cent - k)/3) + 19*g + 15) % 30;
 i = i - parseInt(i/28)*(1 - parseInt(i/28)*parseInt(29/(i+1))*parseInt((21-g)/11));
 j = (year + parseInt(year/4) + i + 2 - cent + parseInt(cent/4)) % 7;
 l = i - j;
 emonth = 3 + parseInt((l + 40)/44);
 edate = l + 28 - 31*parseInt((emonth/4));
 emonth--;
 var monthname = 
 new Array ("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December" );
 document.write("");
 document.write(monthname[month] + " ");
 if (date< 10) document.write("0" + date + ", ");
         else document.write(date + ", ");
 document.write(year + "<b>");
 // Easter
 if ((month == emonth) && (date == edate)) document.write(" - Easter Sunday");
 // January
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 1)) document.write(" - New Year's Day");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 5)) document.write(" - Jim's Birthday");
 if ((month == 0) && (date == 6)) document.write(" - Sheila's Birthday");
 // February
 if ((month == 1) && (date == 14)) document.write(" - St. Valentine's Day");
 // March
 if ((month == 2) && (date == 28)) document.write(" - Chuck's Birthday");
 // April
 if ((month == 3) && (date == 1)) document.write(" - April Fools' Day");
 // May
 if ((month == 4) && (day == 0) && (date > 7) && (date< 16)) document.write(" - Mother's Day");
 if ((month == 4) && (day == 1) && (date > 24)) document.write(" - Memorial Day");
 // June
 if ((month == 5) && (day == 21)) document.write(" - Wedding Anniversary");
 if ((month == 5) && (day == 0) && (date > 15) && (date< 24)) document.write(" - Father's Day");
 // July
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 4)) document.write(" - Independence Day");
 if ((month == 6) && (date == 11)) document.write(" - Jo Ann's Birthday");
 // August
 if ((month == 7) && (date == 25)) document.write(" - Corrine's Birthday");
 // September
 if ((month == 8) && (date == 29)) document.write(" - It's MY Birthday!");
 if ((month == 8) && (day== 1)&& (date > 0) && (date< 8)) document.write(" - Labor Day");
 // October
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 2)) document.write(" - Sarah's Birthday");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 10)) document.write(" - Alex's Birthday");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 12)) document.write(" - Beth's Birthday");
 if ((month == 9) && (date == 31)) document.write(" - Halloween");
 // November
 if ((month == 10) && (day == 4) && (date > 23) && (date< 30)) document.write(" - Thanksgiving");
 if ((month == 10) && (date == 30) && (day == 4)) document.write(" - Thanksgiving");
 // December
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 24)) document.write(" - Christmas Eve");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 25)) document.write(" - Christmas");
 if ((month == 11) && (date == 31)) document.write(" - New Year's Eve");
 document.write("</b>");