var quotes=new Array()

//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='<b>What was that? An exhibition? We need emotional content.</b><br> - Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon'

quotes[1]='<b>I guess it\'s not a good day to be a bad guy.</b><br> - Brandon Lee, The Crow'

quotes[2]='<b>I see dead people.</b><br> - Haley Joel Osment, The Sixth Sense'

quotes[3]='<b>Know what they call a Big Mac in France? A Royale with Cheese.</b><br> - Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction'

quotes[4]='<b>I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I\'m all out of bubble gum.</b><br>  - Roddy Piper, They Live'

quotes[5]='<b>I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.</b><br>  - Arnold Schwarzenagger, Terminator 2'

quotes[6]='<b>I\'m sorry, I can\'t help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little mind.</b><br> - Eric Cartman, Southpark: Bigger, Longer, Uncut'

quotes[7]='<b>I ain\'t got time to bleed.</b><br> - Jesse Ventura, Predator'

quotes[8]='<b>Get away from her, you bitch!</b><br> - Sigourney Weaver, Aliens'

quotes[9]='<b>Now that\'s what I call high quality H2O!</b><br> - Adam Sandler, The Waterboy'

quotes[10]='<b>Dead or alive, you are coming with me.</b><br> - Peter Weller, Robocop'

quotes[11]='<b>I must break you.</b><br> - Dolph Lundgren, Rocky IV'

quotes[12]='<b>Never give up! Never surrender!</b><br> - Tim Allen, GalaxyQuest'

quotes[13]='<b>Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?</b><br> - Jack Nicholson, Batman'

quotes[14]='<b>I put the GRRRR in swinger, baby!</b><br> - Mike Myers, Austin Powers: the Spy Who Shagged Me'

var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote])